Life Preserver — Life in Prison?
by Chris MacDonald
The picture was submitted by David Groskind, who says it was taken at a dock near Collingwood, Ontario, and that the “life-saving device” was missing when the picture was taken. As he points out, it looks like the very severe penalty threatened by the sign — life imprisonment — was insufficient deterrent.
David and I both had doubts that the stated penalty is accurate. But apparently we were wrong. According to a lawyer friend:
“Criminal Code of Canada Section 430(2) Every one who commits mischief that causes actual danger to life is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.”
Shouldn’t there be some kind of unreasonably severe penalty for crimes against proper punctuation committed by officious civil servants?